when i have a kid i’m going to make his middle name “lazy” or something so that when ppl yell at him like “holy frick you’re so lazy” he can just be like “yeah well lazy’s my middle name” and swag the fuck outta there
if i were a bird, you’d be the first person I’d shit on.
do you ever feel like you have a crush on someone and then the next day you’re like wow no it’s just friendship
and it’s a constant cycle of wow ilu oh wait no i dont no nvm yes i do ah no false alarm
it’s so confusing
iVE BEEN LAUGHING AT THIS SCREENSHOT FOR THE PAST 38748912374980123749 YEARS
hE LOOKS LIKE HE’S ABOUT TO SUMMON SATAN THROUGH DARK MAGIC OR SOMETHINGnNNGNG
I think it’s universally well known that the saddest part of everyone’s childhood was when Chuckie Finster didn’t have a mom to dance with
[VIOLENTLY THINKS OF HOW CUTE YOU ARE AND HOW NICE IT WOULD BE TO HOLD YOU ON A DAILY BASIS]
